Invited to join a summer vacation with Max, Gwen, and your childhood friend Ben, you expect a normal, relaxing trip. That is until a meteor falls from the sky and gives Ben the ability to transform into 10 different aliens. (Follows the events of the t.v show. Hints at crushes, but nothing more than that.)

Learn from Miss Piggy, the swankiest swine of all time from The Muppets! Tips that will help you look divine, have confidence, keep all eyes on you, and possibly ensnaring your own version of the frog 🐸👑 prince of your dreams in the process! Kissy, Kissy! 💋 🐷💄

FIFTY SHADE OF DOBBY there is a sequel up now called "fifty shades dobbier" They better make this into a high budget hollywood movie

Dobby has been a living a horrible life as a house elf....until one day he meets his lover girl These characters come form JK Rowling I only own Christine :) I did make this as a joke, but now i'm not sure if it is one

idk how to write I'm sorry I lack basic grammar but we're gonna ignore that✋. You probably won't understand this unless you've read Pengiwens Marauders series and a certain bigots comments :) This follows the story of Barney, Hania and her favourite necrophilliac.❤

Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22

(scarjo x fem!reader) Soulmate ties. There were many different types soulmate ties, such as pain, tattoos, etc. The tattoo tie was interesting, it only appeared after you had an encounter with your soulmate. Y/N had a brief encounter with a beautiful woman, and was filled with confusion.

•Completed• •Russian Mafia Leader• Malibu Sanchez is a young, 19 year old, Californian girl exploring life. She lives with her Hispanic mother and her 7 year old litter sister. Malibu never got to meet her dad because supposedly he left them when Malibu was born. Malibu decided to try something new and move to London from California. This is a totally new experience for her but she wants a new start. As she moves in to her new apartment and starts looking for a job, she comes across a cute coffee shop and decides to apply there. Long story short she was excepted. One day a man comes in and they made eye contact. After that she knew deep down, her life was gonna change. What will happen? Will the mysterious man start to claim her? Will Malibu start second guessing herself about living here? Read to find out.

What if you had a chance to cleanse the world, would you? Presented with the opportunity to rid the world of One Direction and hopefully turn a profit, I team up with Louis Thomlinson to exterminate the world's most famous band, one member at a time. Despite what the title may suggest, this story is actually a comedy and does not take itself too seriously. If you're looking for a quick read with some dumb laughs, this is the story.

So you wanna be the next jack the ripper eh?