Idk just crack lol

Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE

a SATIRE book made to mock "y/n" fics!

I gazed into his grey eyes. He gazed into my vibrant green ones. It was almost as if a sudden spark traveled through us, making us both in need of each other. When he pressed his lips to my smooth skin, I swore I was flying. It was simply, magical. ~ When Draco picks a green apple, sparks instantly fly. Well, sparks fly for one of them. The apple can't live without Draco. She loves him. But can Draco learn to love an apple?

THIS WAS FOR TIKTOK literally do not read this it's completely satire but people kept asking me to post it😂 Portuguese translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/267958615-my-enemy-dracoxreader-tradu%C3%A7%C3%A3o by nickto_

TW⚠️ SKATERBOIS😈😈😈😈 A fine hot bloke, Dobby, works at the malfoy manor as a house elf. His life is miserable until he comes across a greasy lad named Lucius💃

your relationship is forbidden. what will you do, keep it a secret or leave the one you love the most? you are a 6th year gryffindor and it's the triwizard tournament. ♡♡♡♡♡♡ filch x reader (dont read this pls)

y/n is the new student at school and has some trouble fitting into school. she gets sorted into slitherin and draco malfoy realises he has feelings for her. y/n realises something about draco....

Draco and Y/N (a MUD BLOOD) are caught in an arranged marriage!! but she's not like other girls. she can fix this!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #9 in #notlikeothergirls🥰🥰🌺🌺

Drako and Y/N fall in love at higworts ❣️❣️❣️ This isn't a joke 🙄