Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

The longest, most insane, crazy, smutty, Truth or Dare to EVER surface of FanFiction is HERE! Percy and everyone first go to the Aphrodite for a session of ToD, then there's yet ANOTHER one at Bunker 9. But to find out the crazy things that happens, you'll just have to read to find out! With Percabeth, Tratie, Jiper, and much more, this is going to be story is awesome! Have fun! ;3

CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING "We reached for each other, and I thought of how many nights I had lain awake loving him in silence." -Madeline Miller Book 1 of the LUNACY SERIES Percy x fem!oc PJO book 1 - book 5

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