a jschlatt fanfiction written by yours truly. most stories end with a happy ending. not theirs. their story ended probably with the shittiest ending in existence. maybe he shouldn't have done it. run off with charli. did he regret it? no, not exactly. he just wishes things ended a little differently. *updated on mondays and thursdays i think*

A group of 6 boys - Wilbur, Schlatt, Tommy, Ty, Technoblade and Connor - all work together in a small detective agency, venturing out and exploring to debunk and uncover hidden myths and legends. (They call themselves the "MCIA" - "Myths and Cases Investigation Agency"). One day, after Schlatt manages to find the River of Horrors - which was a legend they were trying to uncover for awhile - he calls Wilbur immediately to meet him. Meanwhile on the other boys end, they discover a plague roaming the world. And after the group pieces together all their discoveries and plans, they soon come to realise that the world may very well be in more danger than they think. [ cover designed by: me ]

Jschlatt x Gru are in a relationship... But Wilbur Soot is jealous... atleast thats what we all thought. Really this is a story about nothing and everything all happening at the same time. And lest we forget about the crust... Warning: This crackbook contains: - NSFW - OFFENSIVE STUFF PROBABLY - WTF - GUNS - DESPICABLE ME - TOMMYINNIT Enjoy.

"You know Austin, right?" Maddy asked. "Like Austin show Austin?" You asked in return. Maddy nodded. "Yeah, that guy. I got a DM from him today about another Love or Host, he wants me to do." "Ah." You said. It wasn't uncommon for Maddy to make an appearance on that particular show - she had been friends with Austin for a good while, and was one of his go-to's when he needed someone to participate. "Who for?" "One of those Minecraft guys, I don't know." She shrugged. "Anyway, Austin said he was short on participants, and I told him that I had a hot roommate who might be down for it, so I wanted to ask if you would consider hopping on for this one." You pursed your lips. "When is it?" "Couple days. Friday night, I think around like 7?" You pushed off the bed, going over to the corkboard that housed your entire life - sticky notes pressed into the shape of a calendar, each labeled with a number and a list of things you had to do that day. You glanced at Friday's note - mostly empty, except for a few online classes in the morning. If you wanted, you could probably do it. You looked back at Maddy. "You can tell Austin I'll do it." She perked up. "Yeah? You will?" "Yeah." You said, pulling down the sticky note for that day and writing down 'Love or Host - 7' at the bottom of the list before sticking it back up, pinning it in place. It wasn't that big of a deal really. They just needed another person to participate - and going on the Austin Show was always good publicity. "Awesome." Maddy said. "Trust me, this is going to be so fun."