"You don't talk much, do you?" • • • • • • • • [ WARNING: contains triggering events/actions ] inspo/rewrite larry_lashton

Craig Tucker thought adulthood would be better than childhood, but here he is. The manager of a fast food restaurant, stuck in South Park. The only thing he's grateful for is getting out of his parents' house, and getting an apartment with childhood best friend, Clyde. Here he is. Twenty-Two and still a virgin, by choice. Many men would've had their hand at Craig if they could've, but Craig doesn't let anyone in. Nobody is close to him, and that's how he chooses it to be. Since he broke up with his boyfriend, Tweek, in 7th grade, he realized what he had done. He let Tweek get all warm and cozy with him, he let Tweek kiss him and lay on him. He told Tweek his fears and secrets. Only for him to be left in the end. Now, nobody is allowed to touch him. He gets by on salutes and nods of the head. He gave up on love since then. Realized he's better off without it, and more importantly. He's better off without everyone up in his business. Until one boy comes along.

Craig never expected Tweek to break up with him. Hell he never even considered the possibility of them breaking up. But it happened and Tweek pulled the trigger that killed their relationship. Kyle didn't mean to confess. He was just so annoyed and fed up with Stan always being with Wendy. Stan rejecting him wasn't something he was ready for. Did he just ruin their friendship for good? After Kyle and Craig both experience a heartbreak they come up with the not so genius idea to use each other to make their desired ones jealous. Not like anything bad will come of such a scheme right? Everything will go according to plan. Disclaimer: I don't own the art or characters

When Kyle finds himself poor and in debt with a sick mother, he resorts to a job he dreaded of doing; becoming a butler. He's hopeless, with the fear of his mother dying, his brother not fulfilling his dream, and him becoming homeless. It isn't until a careless, successful rich man becomes his master; and it's a face he's dreaded the past 12 years. Extra Information; Everyone is 22, includes alcohol usage and mature themes.

It's spring break and all the South Park teens are partying their asses off. Stan had just dumped Wendy for another lover leaving Wendy sad and alone. Over break she gets wasted causing her to make out with the unexpected, Eric Cartman. She thought she could leave that mistake behind in spring break but little did she know Clyde Donovan had taken a photo of the scene and threatens to ruin Wendy's pristine reputation by posting it. Her and Cartman must obey all of Clyde's wishes. Spring Break Collection

Harry Styles smut(dirty imagines), preferences and regular imagines

Ah Craig Tucker. The school bad boy. The guy No one thought would ever fall in love with anyone..... Until he met Y/n. The sweet, funny and playful girl who really wasn't worried about love or anything of the sort. This summary is not accurate btw. I of course do not own south park or any of the characters. This is an extended one-shot. Warning: Lemon

Kenny x reader book based off of my Homeless parts 1-5 from my Kenny x reader one shot collection. Enjoy reading this!

All South Park characters are not of my creation but of the wonderful people of Matt & Trey, creators of South Park. ⚠️Warning there is foul language and offensive content. If you do not approve of theses things. DO NOT READ⚠️ Summary Y/n L/n, student of South Park High has tried burying her true feelings for a certain special boy, but with all the time she spends with her crush, Stan Marsh it's hard to hold back. With Stan brained washed by his girlfriend that only she can love him the most, he has lost the ability to see that he was a victim of an abusive relationship. What will Y/n do? Ready to find out?