Paris is a teenage boy. He has fluffy red hair. Kensi and Ama are girls who recently started secondary school. They have a fixation with fluffy hair. Paris has to help out in a drama club. Kensi and Ama go to a drama club. Paris' Wednesday afternoons are now full of hishair being fluffed and about eleven mental S1-S2 kids running around his feet, creeping him out. This is a story you'll never forget. A story of harassment, idiocy, drugs, Irn Bru, rebellion, and fluffy hair. Based on a true story, and real-life experiences of the author. Names have been changed for personal safety.