This is going to be an anthology of short stories, starting with the title story, "A House with Legs and Tentacles," which is about... Well, read the story to find out. Feel free to post your interpretations in the comments, but don't post something like "I don't like it, because it is too confusing." Yeah, I know it is confusing, but that is the point of most of the stories on here. It is ok to comment that you don't like the stories, just give more reason beyond "it is confusing." This will be marked as a completed work, despite the fact that I will continue posting parts, because each part is a completed story.

When Regulus' parents split his mom got custody of him and his dad got custody of his big brother Sirius muggle au Wolfstar & Jegulus

After the Avengers defeat Thanos, they decide to go on a vacation to celebrate and, most importantly, clear their minds. Though Tony Stark can't stop worrying about what will come next, what will be the next scarring event to him and his friends. When will everything be taken away from him? Tony also can't seem to keep his eyes off a certain sorcerer, one who's taken a special interest in Tony himself. ... This is based on the Cinematic Universe, but not everything will be the same! The story takes place while Peter is in Europe (Spider-Man: Far From Home) so Peter won't be on vacation with the Avengers, though he'll still make some cameos. Characters owned by Marvel. Cover by: damnallgoodnamesgone 4/21/19: #1 in strangeiron! 5/2/19: #9 In ironstrange! 5/5/19: #7 in ironstrange! 5/8/19: #5 in ironstrange!

Deadly assassins Allegra and Ace have been trying in vain to kill each other for years. With a mutual enemy threatening their mafias, they find themselves in an unexpected alliance, and soon discover killing each other isn't the only temptation they need to resist... ****** Allegra Grey is poised to be the next great American mafia leader, and she's more than living up to the name. A skilled assassin, there's only one target who's ever gotten away from her-suave, sinfully handsome Ace De Luca, heir to the Italian mafia and the Greys' biggest rival. When both mafias are faced with a dangerous threat, they're forced to work together to protect their families, and unexpected sparks fly. Allegra definitely isn't one to sleep with the enemy, especially an arrogant womanizer like Ace. But there's an undeniable electricity between them and Allegra's not sure it's all hatred. Ace may be bad news, but Allegra's never been afraid of a little danger. As the fire they're playing with grows to a scorching blaze, one thing is clear: trying to kill each other may have been difficult, but resisting this intense chemistry will be impossible. [[Word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Regina Dionela Content/trigger warning: Contains mature themes, violence and gore

Determined to stay blissfully unmarried, Lady Angela Worthington hires club owner and secret matchmaker Gerard Stark to find a match for her best friend who plans on proposing to her. Love was always in the cards, she just never imagined it could be for her... ***** Angela Worthington has no intentions of finding a love match this season-she's far too busy planning a secret mission involving the Ramsbury Circus. So when she discovers her promising life as a spinster is threatened by her best friend, Spencer's plans to propose, she knows drastic measures are called for. To ward off Spencer's advances, she hires club owner Gerard Stark, who happens to be the mastermind behind a very hush-hush matchmaking service. But Stark's agreement to find Spencer a match comes at a price, and Angela finds herself quickly slipping out of her comfort zone. Angela has never longed for marriage, but there's something about the charming Mr. Stark that may be simply too hard to resist. [[Word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Morgan Sangster Content/trigger warning: Contains mentions of sexual assault

A series of one shots about how Sirius attempts to show his feelings for Remus. HR: #1 in Wolfstar - 7/8/19

When Albus' plans to travel round the world after finishing his last year at Hogwarts are cut short by his mother's untimely death, Albus has to look after his wild brother and half-mad sister for the whole summer. But then, Bathilda Bagshot's great-nephew Gellert Grindlewald arrives in Godric's Hollow, and the summer suddenly starts to look far more interesting... [Disclaimer: This is based off of the knowledge I know from Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindlewald (spoilers ahead) and is mostly my interpretation. I do not own any of the characters, they (regrettably) belong to that JK Rowling] This is my first fanfic, I hope y'all enjoy