It's a joke fic of mine, originally just making a joke oneshot, but then decided to turn it slowly into a funny messed up universe of chaos and crazy humor. If you want to laugh, well, this might make you laugh I guess, crazy humor is involved. References to other stuff. So... enjoy? Parodies and crossovers are to be expected. Thus far I got Star Wars, Red vs. Blue, Undertale, Mario, Pokemon, LEGO, C&C, StarCraft, a lot of references. Too many for me to count and more planned. There is also lowkey shipping I guess, though the main trait of this tale is the chaos SMG4 style or my attempt at doing so. Only OCs are just, uh, alternate versions of the characters. Police Officer J, Sith J, Jedi N, the usual. Oh yes there is also N's Sister, who might yet gain her own story. Yes, N has a sister in this. Is this the first time for that? (Now there are officially some OCs of mine, who are probably recognizable, I only own my OCs) (Now with plot!)

"Tell me Ash, would you like me to teach you about pokemon? About how to take care of the? Cure them when they get hurt? Would you like to learn what it takes to be a trainer?" Professor Oak asked the speechless boy, making a decision that would change the life of Ash completely. *Hi! there will be a few changes to the story, mostly the ages of ash and those that travled with or are part of the group inceasing by 5 years. Lance, Oak, Deliha, Drayden and everyother character from the anime will keep there original ages. Also, the age for the kids to start their pokemon journeys will be 15. hi guys lucas here id like to thank kurenohikari for letting me adopt this story and hope you will enjoy its continuation

English version of the story "Un disparo a la cabeza" for the english speakers of my wattpad. Tanya von Degurechaff, commander of the Imperial Army 203 Air Mage Command, 11 years old, just received shocking news: The North Sea Fleet let the Entente Legadonia Alliance fleet escape. She assumes it is her own incompetence that this happened, she thought she would be demoted, or worse, executed. She also received the news that Lieutenant Colonel Lehrgen would come to her office. She mistakenly assumes that he will be the officer who will execute her. Tanya is desperate, with no escape, grabs her gun and heads to her office. This little story is set in the Universe of Youjo Senki, specifically the manga, chapter 27. How do you say je** in High Valyrian?

Diverging from the end of the original Youjo Senki Timeline, A Devil's Grace 1930. In 1927, the Salamander Kampfgruppe is defeated and the Empire then Lost the war hours later. At the end of a barrel, Lt. Colonel Tanya von Degurechaff finds herself on the brink of accepting Being-X's claim to being her creator as a means for her own survival... Yet when three shots rang out and miraculously, she was alive, that all changed seeing her to-be-murderer now lifelessly laying flat on the ground. With this reigniting her confidence that Being-X was no God and would not be the source of her salvation, she forces herself into an upright position to see her Hero's face. With her death 'confirmed' with the Imperial High Command, her Hero smuggles her out of Europe while appealing to her wish for a cushy life away from War and Depravation. They meet again three years later, her survival discovered by the NKVD, with Loria's agents in pursuit of her capture.

Tanya von Degurechaff has lived without a parent for her whole life. When forced to go on vacation she meets someone she never expected to.

[Discontinued or temporarily paused] A small joke (for now) project. You can any question you like addressed to Tanya von Degurechaff or anyone else in Imperial Army 203rd Air Mage Battalion.

The Empire has won the war, but at what cost? Europe rebels, Germania is forced to return to their borders, a new war is brewing, raised tensions in the François republic and the Russy Empire result in the continent smelling distinctly similarly to 30 odd years ago. She remembered the day, the boots on the cobbled street, the sound of the familiar knocking upon her door bearing only the word in silver, Argent. Tanya Von Degurechaff gave a grim smile. Life fucking sucked being the Devil Of The Rhine. Sure as hell wasn't going to stop her serving her fatherland. Before you read, this will be a story that contains disturbing content such as racism and racial purity. You have been warned, and I do not promote any of these ideas.

They're random one shots so don't get your hopes up for it all being connected in any way possible... Either it be long or short oneshots, it's Viya...(I'm not really sure what the ship name is...) Created by: D

"DELEWARE SMASH!!!" The Number 1 Pro Hero, All Might screamed at his arch nemises, All for One. The Masked Man barley dodged the hit but he did. He was done fighting a long time ago. He already got what he needed. A Strand of All Mights Hair. That's all he needed to fulfill his mission. "Kurogiri!" He called before all the smoke and dust cleared up from All Mights Attack. A Dark Purple Portal opened and the man ran through it, disapearing. With All Mights hair, he was gonna give it to someone. Someone he planned on giving it to for years. A Quirkless. He's been planning that ever since he figured out that One for All could be transported through DNA. That was 7 years ago. And Now, after all that time, he's finally got All Mights Hair, a sample of His DNA. Finally.. He could create the Monster he's wanted for Years...

It was common knowledge that the quirked were superior to the quirkless in every possible way. It was common knowledge that the quirkless were a useless minority, unneeded in today's advanced, superpowered society. Just because it's 'common' knowledge doesn't mean it's correct. Izuku Midoriya was a part of that 'useless' minority. And he was not inferior in any way.