House develops bladder problems way back in season 1. This just so happens to coincide with him finding out about the hot little thing working in the Urology department. He plans a chance meeting, accidentally pisses on her, and shockingly, she doesn't try to kill him for it. They get closer and he starts to notice things that don't add up. R18 -------------- CW: Watersports! That means pee but like sexy! I'm including the warning because it exists but also it's not like there's a lot of piss in the fic. It's mostly not going to bother anyone until we get very late in the fic and they get into some sounding. I'm not a doctor so please don't poke holes in the plot, I just wanted to be horny. I tried to give it realistic-sounding medical detail while keeping it kinky. I was very inspired by the episode where House can't pee. Never been a fan of watersports until recently and I was feeling feisty. NOTE: Wattpad keeps getting rid of my page breaks. :( I don't know how to fix it but this story is available on FFNET, AO3, and Quotev to compensate. Sorry! ~Top Rankings~ #1 in GregHouse #1 in DrHouse #5 in ReaderXCanon #11 in GregoryHouse

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 ☤ James Wilson x Fem!OC (Accompaniment to 'Mind Over Matter') ☤ Started: Thursday 3rd October 2019 Published: Saturday 12th October 2019 Finished: -

Collection of (mostly unapologetically horny) reader inserts. F/M & F/F and occasionally F/F/M & F/M/M. 18+ ONLY

⁺˚*･༓☾ 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 --- ( 𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙈𝙀𝙎 ) ❝ can you keep me close? can you love me most? ❞ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛- an optimist believing he's seen the most of broken bones and tattered smiles moves to london and realizes just how little he's really seen ( bbc's sherlock ) ( sherlock holmes x male!oc ) ( © 2020 | llunaetic ) cover by @saturnsepiphany

❝ WHERE'S THE DREAMS THAT I'VE BEEN AFTER? ❞ In which Mariah Rose, an undercover legend, returns to the LAPD and faces her number one fan. [LUCIFER SEASON 4] BOOK FOUR IN THE ❝ CHILDREN OF DARKNESS ❞ SERIES

❝I FOUND IT IN YOU.❞ In which Izzy Holt, the new deputy at the LAPD, manages to catch the soul torturer's eye. [LUCIFER SEASON 2] BOOK TWO IN THE ❝ CHILDREN OF DARKNESS ❞ SERIES

❝HEART AND SOUL IS ALL I'VE GOT, COME & LIGHT ME UP.❞ In which Benjamin Espinoza, the younger brother of Detective Douche himself, returns to L.A to be more mature this time around, only to fall for the actual Devil instead. [LUCIFER SEASON TWO] BOOK ONE IN THE ❝ CHILDREN OF DARKNESS ❞ SERIES

Albert Atkinson, longest member of House's diagnostics team and House's longest friend just came back from a month long vacation. Find out what made House so curious about his private life that he starts to invade the younger man's privacy. (Irregular Updates) ~~ Unlike my other stories I actually don't have any idea how this is going to go hehe

They say first impressions are the most important part of meeting someone new. Lucifer's first impression of you was a little unorthodox to say the least. He met you, handcuffed to a desk in the LAPD, your lip cut and knuckles bleeding, a proud smile on your lips and a careless laugh in your voice. Some might think you were insane, others would steer clear. Lucifer, however, he found you all the more intriguing because of it. Needless to say your first impression was a lasting one. (Cover made for me by @VEXEDVIXEN-)

It's a mystery how exactly you got to the point that you owe the devil himself so many favors. You won't tell a soul, and he seems to enjoy keeping the reason behind it all a mystery. So if the Devil tells you to jump, you ask how high. If the Devil tells you to run, you ask how far. If he tells you to follow him, then you will, all the way to hell and back.