Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you read today, you get a bonus of horrible humor and annoying (Y/N)s. You also get to watch us slowly descend into the land of insanity. Happy Dying! [Cover Credit: @Sinenomine7] [Check "Disclaimer" before reading]