It all started with a trip. Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange.

"I need notes," Sherlock explained. "No." - As of January 30th, 2019, this fic has been revised, edited, and cleaned up to its absolute best for your reading pleasure! Happy shipping, folks! - Noms Warnings: *OOC Mary (not Mary friendly, i'm sorry </3) *Non/con themes (no rape, minor sexual assault) *Minor victim blaming (not on purpose, well intentioned/general miscommunication and assholery from John) *Hand wavey science (not a warning, just hope u know i was bullshitting this whole fic when i wrote it at 13)

Sherlock is basically asexual. John is a bisexual dominant who has lots of hook-ups. They are flatmates. Sherlock becomes curious... *Alternative Universe* *AU Never Met* *Dom/Sub, but no bondage, whips, etc.* *sexy times* *eventual smut*

if you like smut and johnlock then this is the fanfiction for you.

some of that gay ass shit for your soul. if you're anything like me then you CRAVE this kind of stuff and fluff 👌⚣⚣🌈🦄

none of these are mine they're all from tumblr !!!!!!

These are just a bunch of smutty one shots off tumblr

Just a heads up there are spoilers in here if you have not made it to Series 4, or anywhere else yet.

Does John like Sherlock and vise versa? Find out but reading along. Will hopefully write another fic as a continuation. Stay tuned.

Some johnlock oneshots cause they're easier than committing to a whole new fanfic. Oneshots include: - Fall in Love Tonight Inside the Backseat - A Dare - I Put Product in My Hair - The A-Z of Sherlock Kinks - It Is What It Is - Like Real People Do - Cuddling on a Rainy Night - Earthquakes - Quiet