"EVERYBODY WANTS TO RUN THE WORLD" in which alex elmslie's little sister truly believes that love is a choice. her choice? to never get involved because love only leads to pain. but after an argument with her brothers friend, her view is changed forever. [george memeulous x fem!oc]

[alex] i need you [will] you fucked with my personal freedom you psychopath never text me again

"𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯" 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.

alex and george are stuck in quarantine together, dumbassery happens, they're both emotionally stunted idiots, and will and james are 100% done with their shit. - warning this includes a lot of shagging, crying, angst and soft shit (if any of these people read this i will, due to personal reasons, be passing away❤️)

⚡️||top shagger willne and 5'2'' memeulous fake a relationship solely for the laughs and surprised reactions. however, things get out of hand when the two 'break-up' in front of the others...

just a little thing between big george memeulous and the small imallexx sorry for any spelling mistakes, i cba to correct them lmao

soulmate au where the first think you say to someone is a tattoo they're born with and vice versa except its not the first thing you said to them and it usually is a sentence that occurs 2 weeks after you meet them the first time (yes, i made the prompt up when i was running on no sleep) i wrote this at 3am and then continued on when sane, it's not good, i just find it funny. i'm also an american who's only knowledge on the british is from twitter and youtubers, so don't get triggered, i'm really winging it here. i literall

you can't make this shit up or it's banter lol

Y/N was an up and coming twitch streamer who thought it would be fun to venture into the world of onlyfans. There she meets a certain masked YouTuber. But what will happen when a figure from George's past hellbent on ruining Y/N's life appears? Reader's pronouns: she/her Highest Rankings: *1 - memeulous *1 - georgememeulous *1 - eboys +1 - willne *1 - imalexx *1 - commentarycrew *1 - bambinobecky *1 - belledelphine *1 - jamesmarriot *1 - maskoff *5 - geenelson *8 - inabber *12 - the sidemen

disclaimer: i wrote this book ages ago, i'm not going to finish it bc i came out as a lesbian during writing it and it feels awkward writing a book about a straight relationship xoxo 'why do we always message in the am?'