This is a book of some random one-shots from different movies, tv shows, fandoms, and whatever you or I want to write about. Deal with it.

Waylon Smithers had known Monty Burns for as long as he could remember. It was not until recently that he realized that he had developed feelings for his boss. But these feelings just couldn't be mirrored. It was impossible. One night, Waylon decides to drown his sorrows in the local bar, and meets Moe Szyslak, the bartender. The two create a friendship which quickly leads to something more. But did Smithers really love Moe? "Lock the doors and close the blinds, cause kid, "We're going for a ride." HEAVY TRIGGER WARNING: This book has several themes of depression, drinking, self-harm, suicide, and r*pe. I am not glorifying these subjects at all. A/N: I do not own the Simpsons, or any of the sources referenced in this book. This is merely a fanfiction.