dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

❝Hey.❞ ❝Hi.❞ ❝Will you marry me?❞ © sighcalum 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #342 in Humor// #452 in Fanfiction

5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83

❝Maybe she liked writing a little too much...❞ ______________________ © mara yasmin 2k14 [a.u] (cover by @-grxnge)

❝Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's, can I take your order?❞ ❝I'd like a large milkshake with a side of your number.❞ ❝Sorry but I don't date weenies.❞ _________________ © sighcalum 2k14 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Humor #694