An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

❝Thank you for making me a little less lonely.❞ - In which a depressed soldier falls for a prostitute. Romance/Tragedy - Started : 11.11.17 Finished : 17.11.17

"I am quite flexible." "Stop wiggling your eyebrows." ✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧ In which she's assigned an alien under the rules of the New Order for both races to learn more about each other. [FULL SUMMARY INSIDE] ©Kiki 2020© ➢AU ➢Romance/Action ➢Dystopian **Started: May 16, 2020** **Ended: --**

Don't stop sending me these notes, doesn't matter even if we talk daily. I love to collect them. ♡ Most Voted Short Story in the Idol Awards Second Place in Short Stories in the Idol Awards Short Story Notes Disclaimer out - 1 July, 2020 Start - 4 July, 2020 End - 12 August, 2020 Cover - Made by me Jeon Jungkook AU ©Copyrights Jia7Rai | 2020

"While he was falling from Heaven, I was crawling out of Hell. This love was doomed from its very beginning." No one is immune to Kim Taehyung's charms. Not even the devil's daughter... Highest rankings: #kimtaehyung #1 in #btssmut #1 in #taehyungff #2 in #taehyungsmut #4 in #heartbreaker

"Why are you wearing shades in broad daylight?" The red headed boy asked. And then there was silence, you were debating with yourself if you would tell him or just run away but the rain was pouring nonstop. "Well?" He urged you to continue, sounding impatient than ever. You sigh, "I'm... I'm blind." They say that the eyes are the windows to one's soul. Emotions that wells up within us, can easily be noticed through one's eyes. That's why y/n tends to have her shades on all the time, but it was mostly for a different purpose. Story idea by @LaikaTaehyung Date started: 082018 Date finished:111718 [Highest Rank #1 in KimTaehyung] [Highest Rank #2 in Taehyung] [Highest Rank #1 in Jungkook] [Highest Rank #4 in Bangtan] [Highest Rank #1 in Bangtansonyeondan] [Highest Rank #1 in Jeonjungkook] [Highest Rank #1 in Parkjimin]

She has a virtual boyfriend and she calls him Glitch. "I was just bored when I started it but I ended up falling inlove with the guy inside my screen." 010120 021920

[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfriend? I'm always here to-" "I just wanted to say that I was trying to kill myself a few minutes ago." "Oh, shoot!" Highest: 1 IN FANFICTION [COMPLETED]

"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?" "The app chooses the perfect match for you." "And your point is?" "Why don't you just shut up and live that y/n life?" inspired from mystic messenger warning: mild swearing, actions caused by certain characters could be triggering to the reader. Highest: 69 in fanfiction 💀