If you can't tell this is satire don't come at me. TW: swearing, mentions of 2012 Lorax. This was written by me and my friend at 2 am. hope you enjoy.

a cool story 4 cool kidz about the time jake paul went 2 the mall and made some friends. oh wait actually I'm sorry , he has no friends ALSO...... it features the best people ever that my friend picked including sister James , Archiekins , shaggy the all powerful and more shrexy kids ya boi , shrexy_yeehaw 🤠👽

written by fortnitegaysmut (⅔ ) before this account was created! historical piece! Dream is railed by Shrek.