One woman's guide to falling in love, getting fit and surviving the end of the world. Karla is busy running her own business, half-heartedly trying to lose her belly fat, and avoiding thinking about her single-status - she does not have time for civilisation to fall apart rn. But when the world as she knows it crumbles like a triple-choc cookie, Karla will have to embark on the trip of a lifetime to find safety. Traversing the vastness of the Australian east coast, Karla and her companions - a misfit band of workmates and one reasonably attractive stranger - will find adventure, love and a new dress size. Rom-com meets disaster movie meets extreme-makeover, this story is for anyone who needs the motivation of a planetary disaster to change their world.

Book 1: Affinity Romance series "Watch your step Eli-phant might be to big to start an earthquake." "I heard she raids the vending machine during her free time." "She is so big she only gets her clothes customized." "I heard she can only get clothes at the men's section, that why she doesn't wear dresses." "Apparently she eats everything, even dog food." Ellie has heard them all..... you know the evil jokes and disses of her weight she was tired of the constant pushing and shoving. It didn't matter that her parents where practically billionaires and it didn't help she had sisters that looked like they just walked out of the pages of a magazine. But after a life changing experience that almost killed her she changes her life, and she comes back to school and has everyone's heads turning and she was over being treated like shit and being bullied so she dares try and dethrone the schools biggest A class bitch Brooke Bailey who also happens to be related to the Garfield Prep's most peculiar student, Jacob Knight one of the four assholes that once made her life a living nightmare. With his mesmerizing blue eyes and his annoying as hell personality but he isn't as strange as he lets people think he is. [Stilling updating] (NOT EDITED!!!) so there will be grammatical errors and misspellings but don't worry I will get on to it BOOK BY VANESSA LISSU #1: rich kids 23/07/20 #1: funny 26/01/20 #1: curvy 20/04/20 #1: hotboys 31/12/20 #1: popular 22/09/21 Finished 18/05/2022 ❤️

Storie Sovany is used to being dismissed as the fat friend, until she moves from New York City to rural Ohio for college and the charming frat boy Liam Alexander approaches her. Torn between disbelief and flattery, Storie hopes her luck may have finally changed - but is it too good to be true? [author's note: this is not a romance!]

"Parker, where the fuck do you think your going." "Home!" I yelled, as I ran past him. His eyes darkened with anger. "Come here." He commanded, grabbing me by the hips and forcing me against the wall. "You are mine." "I'm not a pet, that you can just own me." "Don't test me Parker." Emmett growled. The anger in his eyes intensified. I was beginning to get scared. " Please Let me go." I pleaded. "No. You belong to me." "I own You."" "Do you understand?" I nodded. " Yes." " I wanna hear you say it." " I'm yours Emmett." "Good girl." " Now come back to bed."

He continues to stare as the young girl hums quietly, while keeping her eyes locked on the book in her hands. At the sound of his footsteps, she suddenly stops reading only to look up and let out a squeal, one that he found adorable. Her already rosy cheeks become even brighter. "Hello." He melts at the sound of her angelic voice and says his next words carefully, softly. "Hi sweetheart." She tilts her head to the side as he unknowingly stares at her with a certain longing. "Who are you?" "I'm Seth. What's your name?" He questions, taking a step into her room. She grins, causing two cute dimples to appear on her cheeks. "Daisy." ~ In which Seth Andrews, who is usually quiet and brooding, becomes captivated by his best friends little sister, Daisy Miller, who believes everyone has at least a little good in them.

(Under Major Editing) Camila Diaz is a nerd. No need denying it. Everyone knows, Camila knows, her friends know, her school knows, hell even her mom knows. Camila is your average 17 year old nerd. She loves to read, loves school, Camila finds it "intriguing" when she learns something she didn't know before, she loves ... more like plans to stay under the radar for rest of high school, she's a fast learner too. Come to think of it the only thing normal about her is that she LOVES Netflix. Camila also has a sassy and sarcastic side and is not afraid to show it. Will that get her into trouble? Samuel, Stephan, and Sebastian Cooper. They are new to Lincoln High . And everyone is interested in them. The only thing anyone knows about them is these 4 things: They are fraternal triplets, they're badasses, their bad reputation, and that they are WALKING GODS (aka they are SMOKING HOTT) ! What will happen when these 3 boys take an interest in Camila and start talking to the school's biggest nerd? Will Camila's plan to stay under the radar stay intact? What will she get herself into? Why do these 3 boys move to Lincoln High? Why are they considered badasses? What are they hiding and what is their big secret? Most importantly, What is so important about Camila that they do anything to get close to her? Will Camila change for the better or for the worst? You're probably thinking "How did they meet?" Well, They met in detention.

Meet Rachel Waters, a humorous and wacky girl who has an alarming addiction to ice-cream. She's also very curious. Extremely curious. As they say, curiosity killed the cat. But Rachel wasn't a cat. She was a human. Right? *seriously starts to doubt own made-up character's type of species* Anyway, she tries to see what's going on at a parking lot where no one happens to be. It all started when she tried to save a helpless-looking man named Jeff... WARNING: DEATH HAZARD. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY CRINGEY MASTERPIECE THAT JUST MIGHT END UP KILLING YOU. THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY A 12-15 YEAR OLD. YOU HAVE BEEN W A R N E D ! The Gangleader Owes Me Ice-Cream © by queenjunkfood Completed, Editing. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ENJOY :))))) HOPE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOKS LIKE I DID XD

[THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Why don't you go for a hike in those ridiculous death traps you call heels." I suggest. "Maybe you can fall off a cliff while you're at it." "Y-you bitch!" Is her amazing reply. I roll my eyes. "Amazing comeback. Do you want a cookie?" "Shut up!" She squeals, stomping her foot. "I don't want to hear your voice!" "I'm just replying to your stupid ass comebacks, puta." I tell her. "If you want me to shut up and not hear my voice, you should walk far, far away. Right into a shark's mouth." "Ugh!" She stomps her heeled foot again and storms off. "You're good." Blake says from next to me, an amused smirk on his pink lips. "Well, duh!" Harmony stretches out. "Her mother and grandmother are both queens, so obviously she inherited it." Rose tells him. Then Ryder, Tyler, Carter and Kiev rush over to us. "Hey, if you guys see a fuming Ms Hayfer covered in paint, tell her we moved to Mars." Ryder pants out before they run off again. Just then, a fuming Ms Hayfer walks over covered in green paint. "Where are they?" She questions angrily, stopping in front of us. "Wow, Ms H. Green is definitely not your colour." Blake says bluntly, making Rose and Harmony giggle into their hands. "Where. Are. They?" She grits out, teeth clenched. This time I answer her. "They moved to Mars." *~* (THIS IS THE THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA' SERIES.) BOOK 1: HIS OREO PRINCESA BOOK 2: HIS LITTLE DEVIL BOOK 3: HIS BEAUTIFUL AMORE

[FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Hi." Kyla smiles nervously. "Hi." Cole greets back, just as nervously. The boys and I share a roll of the eyes. I sneak a look at the teacher in charge of detention and find him asleep. I get out of my seat and walk over to Cole and Kyla. "Yo! Hi, hi, how are you? How are you? Now kiss!" I grab the back of each of their heads and smash them together and back away as they lock lips. They freeze, both of their eyes wide open, before they relax and start kissing eachother passionately. Cole put his hands on her waist and Kyla wraps her arms around his neck. "YASSS!" Reese shrieks as he lifts me up in the air, hugging me. "You did it lil' sis! Your got Cola to kiss!" "I'm older than you!" "The plan worked!" Kayden cheers, high fiving me. "Of course the plan worked." Nate says in a 'duh' tone. "Storm came up with it." *~* Summer-Storm TeNana-Williams is just a normal girl who attends high school and loves sports. She has a best friend since kindergarten and an amazing family. Did I mention she's a quadruplet? With three other brothers? And her brothers' best friend has been her mortal enemy since, well...forever? Whatever, it's not like anything can go wrong when Summer-Storm, her brothers, her enemy and her best friend are all together, right? WRONG! *~* (THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA'). Book series: BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore

[SECOND BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Of course I'm just like my mother." I roll my grey eyes. "I popped out of her uterus." "Miss Paris!" "Ms Hayfer!" I mimic my History teacher. "Ms Hayfer, think fast!" Ms Hayfer turns her head just in time to get nailed in the forehead with a paper ball. "Mr TeNana-Williams!" She fumes. Raziel shrugs innocently. "What? I told you to think fast." "Ms Hayfer, catch!" She turns around and an eraser lands in her mouth. She spits it out. "Mr Hale!" River shrugs and gives her a smirk. "Ms Hayfer, watch out!" Jayden throws a pencil, which nails her in the forehead. "Fee-Fee Fuzzy Poops will shove his horn so far up your a-" Ashlynn starts but is cut off by Hunter. "So far up my what?" He continues to poke her arm. "YOU SIX ARE THE SPAWNS OF SATAN!" WARNING: Mentions of abuse and r*pe. *~* [SEQUAL/SPINOFF OF: HIS OREO PRINCESA] BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore