this book contains a hundred reasons for why you shouldn't kill yourself. disclaimer: i wrote this book in 2016 and i probably repeated reasons. i've thought about rewriting it but not sure if i should. there are so many negative comments. i just wanted to help people through a hard time. <3

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

The Avengers Endgame of Phineas and Ferb Fan Fic

this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.

Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧