What if the Boy Who Lived ended up in Slytherin? Spoiler: chaos. In this hilariously twisted version of Harry's first year at Hogwarts, he's not saving the day-he's pranking it and the reason why soo many people are growing white hairs..... From trolling Draco Malfoy to giving Snape a migraine, Harry's got one goal: turn magic into mischief. Oh, and there's a Philosopher's Stone somewhere, but he's way more interested in hexing Gryffindors and pulling the best invisibility cloak pranks ever. Sarcasm, chaos, and snarky spellwork at work here! A/N: This is a hp fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own hp, rights to the owner.

Harry flees the Dursley at age 8 after an accident happened with the heater in Dudleys room which caused a slight fire. Trying to extinguish the fire to no avail, Harry goes outside Dudleys room only to have someone hit him with a bat repeatedly. After being left for dead amidst the fire Harry's magic activates turning him into an animal and bringing him to his fated Home: Hogwarts. From there on, Harry studies and let's Hogwarts guide him through the Wizarding World, in return, Harry as a shape-shifting animal protects the students from harm which Hogwarts couldn't ever since all those years ago.. where Dumbledore turned a student into a new dark lord just for fame ignoring the tortured child that Tom Marvollo Riddle was. Grey!Harry, bad!Dumbledore, bad!Weasels, good!Slytherin, good!Tom, OP! Harry, guardian!Harry

Harry was tired of being kept in the dark, of being locked away while the others went about their lives. So, he sneaked out and found a weekend of pleasure. ### I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR THE COVER PHOTO###

Harry's second year, there was a break in at Malfoy manor into the secret vault and the only thing taken is a book. Harry is party to the search as his father thinks it best after his success last year. So he returns to Hogwarts to find out that a basilisk has been let lose and He has a strange feeling that there is another part of him in the castle, he know where it is but not how to find it, what will he do?

Harry goes through his creature inheritance and finds out he has been lied to by all his friends. His mate is the dreaded Dark Lord. But, what if Tom isn't the bad guy, and had been framed by Dumbledore.

When Voldemort hits Harry with the killing curse the night of the Hogwarts battle, a choice will present itself for young Harry to make. What will he choose? I do not own Harry Potter.

The war with the most feared dark lord has ended only for a war with muggles to begin. Losing all he loved, harry died only to once again wake on the platform, taking death on his offer harry awakes the night of his parents death. Will he succeed in saving all of wizard kind or will he die trying? read to find out.... I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR IT'S CHARACTERS, THEY BELONG TO JK ROWLING

The summer before fifth year was unexpected in many ways. Harry did not expect to get attacked by Dementors or nearly expelled from Hogwarts. But most of all he did not expect his Godfather to take him to one side and tell him something that would shatter his perceptions of the wixen world.