The demon was standing amid my grandma's destroyed kitchen screaming, "How? How were you able to summon me?!" I'm standing in the corner, flipping through my grandma's cookbook as fast as I can and screaming back, "I don't know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!"

WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award! Strange Yarns is a ball of tangled tales. Twisted, knotted, and intertwined. Like Tales of the Crypt, the Twilight Zone, and The Outer Limits. Strange Yarns is not just a collection of ghastly tales, these are yarns, and yarns are sewed together. Follow the yarns and see the grand design... think of this as an evil quilt. Ghost, ghouls, and cannibals being studied for nutrition research, Strange Yarns has got it all. ALL EXCEPT HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (The Author's Lawyer's retain the rights to define happy endings.) I'd love it if you'd vote. And if you really like them please share with a friend. And if you hated them, please share with an enemy. *Josh Saltzman is a Canadian Comedy Award winning writer and director. Recently he was the head writer of season 2 and 3 of Inspector Gadget on Netflix. His other credits include Fangbone! (Disney XD), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: The Animated Series (Sony/DHX), and in live action Call Me Fitz (HBO Canada). Josh has also made lots of weird videos you can find on youtube.

A short and curly pig-tale by a British-bred writer. The second in a series of funny, unique short stories.

Two fast food corporations at war, but their mascots have something else in mind 😉😉😉 this is going to be an absolutely toe curling read

Molly-May never expected much for herself. Fat, unpopular, and of average intelligence, she passed up the prospect of higher education in favor of working at her uncle/cousin/family friend's roadside attraction. But now, three years out of high school, Molly is forced to face the truly horrifying question..... should she go back to college?

I am eating French Toast. NOM. It keeps screaming, "DO NOT EAT MOI!!" Breakfast these days...

"Feature of the Week" Jan 2019, Wattpad Reviewer @Andyjo1 A unique, light-hearted, non-teen story by a British writer with a dark sense of humor. Stuck in a funk after being dumped, a 30 year-old woman gains a surprising new friend and roommate with strange and macabre consequences. The first in a collection of funny short stories. Wattpad Reviews: "It is raw and honest and witty and humanly dark." @MoranaGlinka "...narrator's voice is absolutely stunning and alive." @Andyjo1 "...absolutely remarkable..." "...a very engaging, entertaining read" @socasm "I enjoyed reading your work, it was a delight." @NeonSunset