haha.. shrek.

Sopa Divano is by no means a normal couch. He uses his status as a couch to his advantage and peeps on women(and sometimes even men)! Conveniently, he's the main sofa in a popular restaurant, allowing him to see many women. Follow the humorous everyday life of Sopa in his quest to find the perfect butt!

Toad and Yoshi are the most reliable cow exterminators in the Mushroom Kingdom, but this doesn't mean that things always go smoothly. Together, the two must undergo many challenges in order to restart their multi-million coin business and save the Mushroom Kingdom. Cover by @AllieUnicorn24

Marisa Susans may seem to be an average girl, but she's actually not your average girl. So when she meets Brad Du Bois, the bad boy who treats her just like any other girl, she is OUTRAGED. But then Brad accidentally finds Marisa's shirt that she dropped and..... READ TO FIND OUT!! highest rankings bc i want to flex: #5 in badboygoodgirl #8 in badboys #2 in gaslight #5 in gatekeep #19 in girlboss #69 in goodboy

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

a crazy love story with unexpected twists that will leave you J U N G S H O O K

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

Have you ever loved objects that weren't alive so much? If so this is a story for you! Love peanut butter? Spoons? Memes? Then come read and find out more!

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