The long awaited (or not) Waluigi oneshot book. Featuring some of my AU's. Enjoy while I have internet on my laptop. This is currently the only book I'm posting for lol. Enjoy the lanky lad, his bro Wario and the many different versions of Waluigi that my brain made as they love you... Slow updates because of writers block, medical shit and other life stuff. The only Waluigi (and Wario) x reader fanfiction that isn't crackfics or sloppy porn. Just too many AU's and Waluigi being a househusband.

What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise

The hottest sexiest mafia shrek finally finds his innocent book nerd girlfriend... but how does he manage to keep his mysterious dark mafia secrets from the shy 3,11 blonde? Sold to the mafia😈 ⚠️TW: mentions of riverdale. mature content. READ AT UR OWN RISK