"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world." Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though." // Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. Angst ensues. //

This story has Tommyinnit, Philza, Technoblade and Wilbur as the main characters. THIS IS NOT MINE! THIS IS Thcscus (blujamas)'s WORK! GO AND SUPPORT HER!!!

Phil watched his assistant turn and walk around the corner, in the corner of Phil's eye he swore he saw a bruise hidden mostly by the gloves Tommy started wearing after accidentally walking into Sam who ended up spilling coffee on Tommy who had seemed more concerned about the shirt then the burns he was getting. Phil didn't have a clue on what could be going on, all he knew was his assistant was getting hurt and he had no idea how to fix it. Phil just hoped Tommy will tell him what was wrong soon, he hated seeing his flock members hurt, especially the fledgling. --- Tommy is getting Tommy abused by a green blob and his employers are concerned, not to mention his employers are the three top hero's in the city who have taken one look at this traumatic train-wreck of a child and went 'we want that *yoink* pleasure doing business with ya' and walks off. !!!!!!!!!!NOTICE!!!!!!!!!! I DONT OWN THIS ALL CREDITS GO TO here_is_a_slippery_snek ON Ao3!! THANK YOU

This AU and the character design is all(or most of it) inspired by the amazing artist on tiktok: @breisnotperfect (debatable name) GO CHECK THEM OUT! She has amazing videos and her art is beautiful!

DNF George is a runaway prince and seeks for shelter on a ship that peaked his interest. Dream, a pirate captain owns the large ship which house him and his crew members What happens when George realises he got himself into much more of a problem than he thought Friends, love, laughter and betrayal It just didn't all make sense. There won't be many major TW's just the minor ones I'm wanting this to contain a lot of fluff :D but if any TW I think are needed they'll be at the beginning If Dream or George display discomfort towards stories about them being written I'll take it down as quick as I possibly can :) Enjoy!! Total Word Count: 64,243 Started: 11 March, 2022 Ended: 24 May, 2022

[COMPLETED] --- [EDITED; no longer containing content with Technoblade] Dream, the most popular gay porn star. George, a poor young man who's part time bartender and part time thief. Dropped out of college so he can get a job to pay for the overpriced medical bills for his sick grandma, who's his only family. When George gets fired from his one and only job, Dream offers him a new one. What George wasn't expecting was cameras being pointed at him and Dream, as they made out on a bed. WARNINGS: NSFW / R18 / Mature Content [Read with caution- you have been warned]

Two students struggling to keep their grades and pants up. Will this Florida man survive university in England? (DNF)

"I've noticed you've been failing george" tw: second hand embarrassment

DNF college AU George is in the middle of his first year of college, but ends up transferring to a new school midyear. He's excited for the change, and hopes that this new university is the place where he'll finally fit in and get to be himself. But when he gets there, he finds out he's rooming with another transfer student, an American boy who was kicked out of his old college in the US. George just hopes that the two of them can be friends, even though they seem like complete opposites. *will include mature content like drinking, drugs, nsfw but there will be tw on those chapters *Just a general warning: there is a LOT of NSFW/smut in this one, all chapters have tws though Cover art by lustlilywander on Twitter