The story of a toothbrush named Gary

I saw someone say they were gonna make nsfw about them and i tried finding it but its not there. so im making a half-assed one on data bc my step-dad can see what i do when im on wifi btw everything goes to the creators of this game and the person on tiktok who mentioned it. persons tiktok- @cakeetinyskatez from the video i saved theyre funny as hell LTG- his name is gonna Chad bc im not going to put him as lumberman Bloxburg guy- his name is Tom THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, NOT LITERAL im sorry in advance

their love and lemon and mpreg

This is a cursed fanfic. Don't target me. I think the joke originated on Twitter.. Art by @stx.png_ on Instagram. OTP 🥰💖 hashtags #5 Onceler • January 2nd, 2021

Will William accept Barack's... big secret? Read, and all will be revealed.

Late nights at the bar are a frequent activity for you, and stumbling into your local McDonalds with a hunger for nuggets is normally how you finish the drunken night alone. But when Ronald shows up to interrupt your routine, it leaves you craving a different type of snack to end the night with.

A beautiful tale about two soulmates who were brought together by fate.

One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsessed with the new Garfield. Odie ends up hanging himself from the ceiling fan but they don't care. They are literally in love. Read to find out more crazy shit!!

These are Elmo Quotes that are absolutely 100% accurate, and will expose Elmo for the true political monster he is.