Eleabeard was a dark creature that wanted two things. money. and starbucks. CAUTION: Mild sex scenes and intense vocab. If you are a calderbitch I recommend you do not read this.

Eleanor Calder is not your typical average starbucks drinker-she's "latgay". Sexually attracted to coffee. (I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO AND I REGRET IT EVERYDAY DONT JUDGE OK ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS WOWIE IM)

Eleanor is just an ordinary girl, she loves walking, clothes, and hanging with her friends! Until one day, she gets thirsty, and finds Starbucks. People think it's weird to love a drink, and she is forced to get a beard, but will her love for Starbucks stay?

I'd like to succeed to mention that this is not to offend anyone, it was just a joke made out of boredom.