according to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. it's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flies anyway. because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. {a bee-autiful Barry X Reader by @Blubble67 and I.}

A "horror" story i was supposed to write freshman year that is hilariously horrible. Taylor Hammer, my co-author, and i changed the names of the characters "for privacy and copyright reasons" and im too lazy to change them back. please read at your own will.

What happen when you like cheese

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Welp

For your smutty fanfiction needs.

Still a better love story than Twilight.