-| this was their fairy tale ending |- "Remember when I used to call you Slut Dresser?" "Yeah... I remember." "We should name him Slut Dresser." "We aren't naming our son Slut Dresser." "Why not?" "Because that's just begging for kids to pick on him in school. We might as well call him Slut." "It isn't that bad...." Book Three in the Shiver Series. You'll be a little confused if you haven't read the first two... Book One: Shiver Link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/16271044-shiver-n-h-%2B-h-s-punk-harry-book-one Book Two: Burning Up Link: http://www.wattpad.com/story/19118284-burning-up-n-h-%2B-h-s-sequel-to-shiver-book-two Ranked #206 in Humor and #321 in Fan-Fiction

-| just because you win the battle, doesn't mean you've won the war|- "You know... I was serious when I said I was going to marry you." "I know." "Then why don't we go get married right now? We can fly to Vegas... Drive thru wedding. I've heard those have a high success rate." BOOK TWO. Warnings: There is mentions of self harming, slight mentions of suicide, crude humor, and may or may not contain sexual content. There is a fine line between maturity and just being plain rude, all I ask for is maturity. Thank you xx Ranked #368 in Humor and #459 in Fan-Fiction

-|all is fair in love and war|- "Why are you so nervous?" "I-I'm not nervous." "Then why are you shaking? Surely you're not a virgin, I mean with a body like that..." "And what if I am? A virgin that is..." "Then may god have mercy upon my soul." Ranked #287 in Humor and #305 in FanFiction