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| "Y'know, it's pretty funny when you think about it. Getting so used to pretending everythings gonna be okay, but at the same time hating yourself over everything else. The blame, the suicidal thoughts, the pain you feel when you look at him.. But in the end, you know you'll never go through with it. ... Not like you'd understand though, heh." "Meow?" |

You know the infant prince Y/N. But there is a baby who shares his name.

"if you're anything like me, you know what it's like to have a broken heart and your life made into a living hell." -emma brooks

Charlie the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. After a yearly extermination imposed by angels, She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven. While most of Hell mocks her goal, her devoted partner Vaggie, their infant son Y/N, and their first test subject, adult film-star Angel Dust, stick by her side. When a powerful entity known as the "Radio Demon" reaches out to Charlie to assist in her endeavors, her crazy dream is given a chance to become a reality.

Just your usual 7 minutes in heaven. Includes: » Schlatt » Dream » GeorgeNotFound » Sapnap » Karl » Quackity ❗IF ANYONE I WROTE ABOUT IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ❗ » warnings ~ kind of smut? idk nothing with the seggs or crafting table just a lot of making out and intimacy ( if you're touch starved this is for u bb ) also swearing but thats pretty much it. » requests closed :/ » this is what i'm referencing for boundaries -- https://smp-boundaries.tumblr.com/ pls consider voting and leaving comments :]

"𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐟𝐞" - 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐭. "𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨-𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄!" - (𝐘/𝐧) 𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐭. "𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲." 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟖 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟗. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. ------- Begun: 11/06/2021 Ended: (discontinued) 28/02/2024 I will not go with the mcyt's real names nor do smut, they may not be comfortable so I will respect that. - Swear words will be mentioned alot, possible trauma aswell.

Alyssa is a werewolf. Abandoned as an infant, all she knows about her own kind is what she's gained through her "research." She's read through hundreds of werewolf romances, and it's made her certain of one thing: no one in their right mind would want to be an Alpha's mate. Lewis is the Alpha of a pack torn apart by betrayal and infighting. He's always hoped to meet his mate... but when he does, she's not nearly as excited to meet him. Despite their differences, the two of them must work together to face the growing danger threatening to destroy the pack. Reading about romance and adventure is a lot different than living it...

[COMPLETED] Y/n is a faceless singer. One day she goes to a dandelion field for inspiration and meets a special someone

This is a Sequel to my other book,"My Maids are weird."If I were you I would read that first but I have an abridged recap on this one you guys are up to speed. But now that Y/n is at the ball just what's gonna happen to him and what will the villains need from him?What is Makima hiding from Y/n exactly?And why is when someone says ,"Power" everyone gets confused?!?!