"Laurraine Yao, you silly girl, Love is the best thing in the world!" Yeah right. The most love got me was a kick in the ass and a low self esteem. Being the confident, career based she-male is more my thing. Besides, I have a brother and a roommate to take care of, not to mention college. Photography takes up most of my life, especially when it comes to Precious. That girl, I swear. Anyway, depending on your preference of genre, you might enjoy my sad story. Of course, this is a dirty rom com. Find out how I kick love right in the ass, or maybe the other way around.