Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)

It's one of OTP m8 it best and bootyful *GRABS TISSUE AND CRIES WATERFALL*

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧