All in the title /|\

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Your the former girlfriend of Casey Jones, Donatello os the former boyfriend of April O'Neil, what happens when you meet right after heart breack has set in. Will there be a new romance, and will it last?

Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me

❝ 𝘆𝗲𝗿' 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝘁 . ❞ 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑓𝑢𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 & 𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑝𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 . 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒 .

"OH MY GOD DONKAY YUR EUSS IS SO TIGHT" i deeply apologize for this.

yeaah

tyy🧍

an emotional rollercoaster, a hopeless romance, mordecai and twilight will never have the chance to express their true feelings... i wrote this at 2am dont bully me THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM SHSNBSN this is so crinfe im rlly sorry