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~ {} ~ The dark latex stood up from it's crouch and looked at them. Cloudy white pupils staring into their (E/C) orbs. After a few minutes, the dark latex creature walked forward toward them, still hiding the white skinned creature behind him. He tilted his head at them, and after a few minutes, they stepped back, grabbing the brown haired creature's paw, and storming out, smacking Y/N's thigh. Y/N turned around making squelching sounds with each movement, they turned to stare at the air duct in which the two creatures crawled through, now nowhere to be seen. They just stood there for a few minutes, deciding on what to do now. They tapped their foot on the ground, Y/N had no intention of following a dark latex and some unknown creature down a mysterious vent duct into what could be their death. Y/N decided to head back to the cozy room, in which they called home. After a few minutes of what seemed like forever, they smelled a familiar scent of oranges, they quickly followed the scent trail and saw a recognizable open doorway. Y/N walked in, and went to a familiar spot they always slept in. They grabbed a familiar, orange scented, green blanket, and curled into a ball, with their tail curled around them. Y/N started to close their eyes and let sleep take them away. What an odd fella. ~{}~ -Changed belongs to Snow Dragon. -I do not own cover art. -Y/N is the only thing that belongs to me. -There will be no smuts/lemons, I'm not comfortable writing that. -Lots of fluff -I am going to try my best to make their actions fit their personality, if i get something wrong, tell me. -If there are any spelling errors, let me know. -No pictures in this story belong to me, unless told opposite. -Thank you for reading this. ~{}~