This only exists cos i wanted a fight-- UH i mean wanted to write, not fight! Yeah on the paper. Where are my glasses?.. Oh i don't have any. It also contains wierdness and vents and stuff so Bye

Sima, a citizen of Kuala Mampu, realizes his true calling at the age of 13. Though his dreams are big, Sima goes through a lot of problems once he leaves the comfort of his home. This is a story of struggle. This is a story of pain. This is a story of life. "This is truly the funniest and saddest story I've ever read" ~ A guy Featuring known characters such as Will Smith, Kim Jong Un and Selena Gomez

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]