❝ WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF YOUR PANTS?! ❞ ❝ SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY SEXY GOAT LEGS ❞ in which a half-blood discovers that her godly mother made a monumental mistake. (𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯) (𝘸𝘭𝘮) (𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦) note: y'all i wrote this when i was eleven (11) years old. that's a wee bab. i was so tiny. i'm gonna edit this book though so get rEADY