"we're a well built family!" "then why is yoongi strangling hoseok?" 7 guys one house a lot of cussing sarcasm and a whole lot of crackheads-assy (it's not a word but I just made it into one This book is just for fun have fun!!!!!

❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

❝All praise bts.❞ (Another book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

Real conversations from the house of bangtan

lol im sorry this existed

A joke a day keeps the kboos away (Language warning) Lol the only reason why this has a lot of views is bc I shat out chapters every .5 seconds

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever