Hello my darlings ! Welcome to my first volume / reader ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ! This storybook is about you y/n being self-assured and collected to tell feelings to your dear friend Sherk . Little does y/n know Sherk has feels as well and some other individual ! ❤ ~ Enjoy ~

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

what are you doing in my bed?

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

You know it is is Cannon.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

do not read !1!11!!11!!!11111!!!!!!!!!1!!11111!!!!!

Mmmmmmm soooooo good SMORGASBORD

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

when i saw her, it was easy to say... there was no bigger toddler. she was mine <3 this is a fucking joke