"Hello. This is the rejection hotline. If you were given this number, it means that the person you received this from is not interested in you whatsoever and got so fed up that they gave you my number instead of rejecting you. May I ask where you got this number so I can help you understand why you got rejected?" Cover by @LatonaGraphics {Rankings} #2 in kth wtfff how did this even happen thank you all

"Even if no one else in the world wants you, I want you. my little Makaira. Min Makaira." Makaira, Definition: One Who Brings Happiness Best Ranking: #1 in #bts #1 in #suga #1 in #minyoongi #1 in #imagines #1 in #singledad #1 in #bangtan #1 in #kpop #1 in #minsuga #1 in #dating Min Yoongi×Reader Fanfiction All Credit for Cover goes to BTS and Bighit Entertainment.

My mama said marry a rich man I said Mama, I am the rich man. -Cher

Enjoy these final moments in peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. Shall we begin? Bts Mafia AU. Start - 1 September 2018 End - 28 January 2019 Highest ranking: #3 in Btsfanfic #1 in Btsmafia #1 in Jin #2 in Jungkook #3 in BTS #2 in BangtanSonyeondan #1 in Hoseok #5 in bts #1 in Jhope #1 in Jimin Edit: I wrote it way back and its super cringe. Read at your discretion 😂

'The devil has a name and it is Kim Taehyung' Every girl wants a bad boy who would be good just for her. But what happens when you get the ultimate bad boy, Satan himself?

"If its Kpop and Kdrama, my mafia duties can definitely wait" What happens when Bangtan is pitted against Seoul's only female Mafia leader? A crazy woman leading an even crazier group called EXO with a rotten sense of humor and an undefinable love for Lee Minho and Doritos? #1 in Taehyung #1 in Hoseok

"If someone loves you, they'd never put themselves in a position to hurt you." Warning: some mature content/strong language *** 1st place in Solo Taehyung category at the MagicShopAwards 2019 2nd place in Solo Taehyung category at the PurpleLightsAwards 2019 3d place in Solo Taehyung category of the BangtanGrammysAwards 2019 Highest rankings: #1 IN #TAEHYUNGFF #1 IN #BTSTAEHYUNG #5 IN #TAEHYUNG #12 IN #KIMTAEHYUNG THANK YOU! #1 in #btsjimin #1 in #btsjin #10 in #bts #4 in #btsv #5 in #tae #22 in #kth #166 in #btsfanfic

❝You make the stars jealous, mi amor.❞ - In which the richest, most eligible bachelor of Seville lusts for a flamenco dancer below his class. Romance/Comedy - Highest ranking: #559 in Fanfiction #1 in Spain Reached 100K: 11.10.18 1st in the Mic Drop Awards - Started: 14.01.18 Finished: 23.08.19