Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

A tragic tale, between, love, loss, and Pizza.

A collection of the finest Newtmas Oneshots in all of Wattpad! I am an incredible writer, so you can expect great things, but for now, just sit back and enjoy my genius. -Your favourite person in the whole wide world. 😊

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

read wtf first. thx. Y/N story, which my friends roast me for when they find it. Got bored and I'm adding more chapters.

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.