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Jesus x bread X Obama X Dr Phil by ILoveToes123
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Jesus frick
A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader by can-u-shutup
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when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry
bob the builder x reader by Gwerfl1
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bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe
this ain't my first rodeo by GUCCIGOLDFISH
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dr. phil takes a wild ride
biden x trump  major smut  by siennanoir
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from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
KILLER ON SESAME STREET by simplyyyava
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when Elmo gets angry at big bird, things get wild...
America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵) by Ndhehejwkjs
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🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!
trump shrek pope barron kai-lan calliou dora boots ships by sophyoboat
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hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig