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Ask Tom Riddle by ThatObviousFangirl
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This account has been hacked by Voldemort. My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of my sixteen-year-old self. Ask away. [ C O M P L E T E D ] start • 30 July 2016 end • 07 July 2017 **not accepting anymore questions
30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011] by keiyani
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Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)