PLEASE NOTE THIS IS BETWEEN EMBODIMENTS OF THEIR MUSIC AND NOT THE ACTUAL PEOPLE! I AM NOT IN ANY WAY ATTEMPTING TO SEXUALIZE THE CREATORS! 100% satire and was a joke dare by my discord friends book 1 of: Trust Tone Telephone Flowers [A StauberDemon Collection] cover credits to francesbrumes(?) on tumblr, and if asked to change cover by artist i will remove the art from the cover, as i am not an art stealing asshole. a romance with much smut story between embodiments of jack stauber and neil cicierega's music