Not really regular updates They're all "x Reader", from the Reader's POV. I try not to use third person pronouns for the reader but if I necessarily have to, it will either be they/them or she/her. I try to avoid saying the Reader's name in the story because I don't like using the Y/N format in my writing. In certain oneshots I might give a name to the character that's a placeholder for the Reader. Signals in chapter titles: 🖤- contains/mentions darker/morbid topics ❤️‍🩹- hurt and comfort 💗- fluff/comfort (literally no pain at all) 💔- angst ❤️‍🔥- spicy stuff 💛- first meeting I WON'T WRITE STORIES WHERE THE READER IS A MINOR, OR TEACHER X STUDENT! (It feels incredibly wrong, creepy and triggering to me.) FOR SIMILAR REASONS I'LL AVOID THESE CHARACTERS: - Sheba Hart (I know she's a fan favourite and all, but no) - Lydia Tár (I have written about her before, never again tho) - anyone else whose storyline is centered around being predatory Please excuse my grammatical errors. I try to double check my work, but it still happens.

[I wrote this when I was in a very dark place, ok?] A little advice: No matter how hard school is, don't sacrifice ketchup flavored chips to any god, you might regret it. I'm Melinoe, average high school student in Hungary, trying to survive The Big Exam™ every senior fears: the matura. If you fail, you don't graduate, and your future is out the window. There's too much material and too little time. My friend, Patricia and I decided to help our chances by burning sacrifices to the gods. Don't ask me what came over me when I accidentally got myself engaged to Hela Odinson, Goddess of Death. THIS IS A CRACK FIC. A JOKE. ENTIRELY SATIRE. P.S. I got the world snake's name wrong, because I'm a dumbass. Don't trust strangers like me on the internet, kids. I'll go through the story and correct it everywhere if I get the time. If you see this note, it's not corrected yet.

"Have you ever been with a woman, Thalia?" Her deep voice sent chills rocketing up my spine. I picked at the skin of my nails, her question making me anxious, throwing me off guard. She waited patiently, genuine interest flashing in those blue eyes of her. The truth was I'd never been with a woman, I'd never been with anyone, period. I'd never wanted to be with anyone, then she came along and I hadn't wanted anything more than to be with her. Nothing else mattered. Except from the fact I couldn't be with her. "No," the word came out quietly, my eyes looking down at the polished wooden floor of her bedroom. "Ah," she said simply and then put down her glass of whiskey. "Would you like to be with a woman?" And she quirked a perfect eyebrow and smiled deviously at me. ~ Flung into a scandalous situation, torn between desires, morals and the need to write an interesting story. Thalia never did get anything she wanted easily. After all, involving herself with a celebrity was never going to be simple. ~ *WARNINGS* Contains: ~ Strong language ~ Sexual themes ~ Note: I fully respect Cate and Andrew, this is a work of pure fiction. No matter how their relationship is presented in this book they are still real people who love each other very much. Also the art/pictures in the cover are not mine, neither is Cate in case there was any confusion lmao. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this!!!

Nightmare Alley but make it gay

The bedroom door was wide open. "So. It is you." It was barely 6:30pm, the room was dimly lit, and Cate was wearing a lavender nightdress, reclined on an upholstered chaise longue. A cigarette lay fresh in the ashtray on her nightstand, a flimsy wisp of smoke rising from the end. The image floored me. It evoked my early childhood memories of watching the first ever indie movies starring Gena Rowlands in the 70s, the rebellious and gritty spirit of them, and the reasons why I fell in love with cinema as a preteen. ----- An aspiring young film executive encounters Cate Blanchett at a prestigious screening. Financial interests prevent their relationship from becoming anything more than strictly professional. A 'sub' request changes everything. Cate Blanchett x OC. Contains a little smut, maybe fluff, and definitely Hollywood glamor.

A/N: This is entirely fiction, I'm just obsessed with Cate and Sandra.

Gwen Smith is a 21 year old university student in New York, who is studying writing. Gwen interviews Lou Miller for a University project. Shes doing a piece on successful buisness woman in NY. The meeting doesn't go as planned however Lou takes an interest in her. Lou now has a number of Night clubs in New York that are very successful. It's been a couple of years since Lou and the rest of the group completed the hiest. They both hit it off and spend more time with each other.

| Cate Blanchett x OC | Twenty-one year old Alex Willow knew that serving the Blanchett family as their Au Pair would come with challenges, but she didn't anticipate that one of those battles would be fought against her own heart. Inspired by The Sound of Music ♡

CATE X FEMME READER (Since i started this story my writing has improved so later chapters are better written.. so bare with me and try to push through the first ones haha) Tw: Sexual situations and sensitive topics. (In this story cate is not famous)

Cate Blanchett x reader oneshots as well as Lou miller Lady Tremaine Hela Odinson Carol Aird etc. ( REQUEST ARE OPEN) Will include a bit of smut, but mostly fluff as I have never written or published a book before. ( SLOW UPDATES)