it was your normal friday routine, waking up, showering, getting dressed. but that nomal friday seemed to change when you met a certain someone...

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

I'm sorry

The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.