Hello, my mentally healthy reader! This is a classic reader x character fanfic, though you may be wondering who this "generic catgirl" is. Well, it is very much a generic catgirl or in other words the catgirl of your dreams; from fair-haired tsunderes to timid librarians. The catgirls in this collection can range from full-on feline(though there would be no romance for obvious reasons) and simply a girl who happens to possess cat ears. This will be composed of one-offs about them(though I will write a sequel if requested), and you enjoying fluffy, wholesome and cute moments together! There will also be NO SMUT OR LEMON THAT SHIT CAN ROT IN FLINT MICHIGAN'S WATER FILTRATION SYSTEM. Sorry, I got flustered. I don't have a problem with it, just won't write it.

Shrek Smut

So, since all my other stories have a lot of lore and stuff. This one will be just one-shots. This one-shot will have: Many grammar mistakes cuz why not A lot of shipping Absolute gibberish and confusion No lore, no structure Fluff, pure fluff Nosebleeds ;) Anyways, if you still wanna read it after that "warning" be warned (again).

Sly Weiners is a shy shy shy uwuwuwuuw soft boi that pways ToH and bobloxx, so sweat uwuwuuw. but he is under crippling financial debt. June with AIDS is a big chad wif biggah muscles at a whooping 140 cms. He is a living dorito and daddy pig kinnie. little does big chad know, he just got recruited by a cult(AMAJ) and they are going to sell him uwuwuuwuwuwuw. Their paths cross as Sly Weiners buys a celery stick on the dark web, only to get a sexy chad, June with AIDS. They later add each other on Messenger Kids and discuss their many life pwoblems. They plan on avenging June with AIDS by massacring AMAJ while paying off Sly Weiners debt to the very big daddy of AMAJ. Drippiest couple ever 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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