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Oh, Baby! #Wattys2020 by shewhopaints
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There are some women who are just meant to be mothers, Bella O'Hara isn't one of those people. So when she's given a simulation baby to take care of for a week, her life is flipped upside down. In all the chaos a child brings, mechanical or not, Hale Nathan enters the picture. He's sarcastic and mean, but he knows how to take care of a baby, much to Bella's surprise. That wouldn't be the only surprise Hale had up his sleeve for her as they get closer. From roast sessions, to screaming fans and dangerous situations, they drive each other crazy. And Bella soon finds out that what starts out as help, can quickly turn into so much more. [THIS IS THE SECOND, EDITED VERSION OF THE STORY, THINGS HAVE CHANGED IF YOU'VE READ IT BEFORE] Extended summary inside Completed HR: #1 in bandmember #3 in babyproject #1 in badboyinlove
𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 - 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻  by kenziexwrites
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( THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION ) **VERY CRINGE WORTHY IM WARNING YOU**😖 **VERY CLICHE**😖 He's a bit on the edge She's the good girl. He's popular. She hides in the shadows. He has everyone falling for him. She's been bullied almost her whole life. He's dating her best friend. She's in love with her best friends boyfriend. What can go wrong? ~ ~ ~ I nodded my head slowly. Damon leaned down and once again kissed me with passion. His fingers threaded through my hair which made me shiver. His lips felt so good on mine and I wanted to stay like this forever. "For a long time, I've always wanted to know what your lips tasted like. And now I know. Soft, sweet and sugary," He said in between kisses and rubbed his thumb across my jawline softy. "I just can't find it in me to stay away from you. And the thought of you with him changes something in me," He leaned his forehead back on mine and closed his eyes for a few seconds. "Damon I-" "Shhh," He mumbled and kissed my lips again. My knees once again weakening. ~ ~ ~ Jealously. Heartbreak. Fights. Unexpected friendships Life just got harder for Hermione Scott. || Highest Ranks || #1 in nerd #1 in player #1 in romance #1 in siblings #1 in funny #1 in complicated #1 in heartbreak #2 in best friends #3 in teenager #3 in good girl #4 in bullied #5 in alone #9 in bad boy #11 in love #38 in cliche © 2018 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘪𝘦𝘹𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥. ~ 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 7, 2020 ~
my best friends brother  by kenziexwrites
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𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓. is one word to describe aiden johnson. I prop my elbows on top of the kitchen counter, leaning forward as I continue sucking on my cherry red lollipop. Glancing up, I stare directly into his eyes as I unhook my lips from the treat making a pop sound that echoed throughout the kitchen. He stared intensely at me as my tongue ran across the tip of the lollipop. I hear him groan roughly, desperate which causes me to wickedly smirk. The color in his eyes suddenly drains. He rounds the counter, stopping directly in front of me. "You're playing with fire," He mumbles dangerously low, looking down at me. His drained-colored eyes watch my mouth in awe as my tongue rounds the entire treat seductively. He narrows his eyes at me. "Then burn me," I whisper, taunting him, challenging him as I now stand chest to chest with him. In a fast motion, Aiden snatched the lollipop from my mouth, dropping it onto the ground before gripping my chin and forcing my head up. "Fire makes smoke, baby. You know that right?" My cool lips kiss his thumb which makes him tug my red lip. Staring directly into his eyes, I pull out another lollipop from my pocket, unraveling the wrapper. "The question is, can fire handle all of this smoke?" I whisper, bringing myself to his height to lightly brush my lips against his which makes him groan again. I suck on my new lollipop and turn around walking away, his gaze lingering on me until I was out of sight. I smile, knowing he was coming to find out for himself. 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄: the best friends series <3 © 2019 kenziexwrites. all rights reserved. november 25th, 2019
Scarred Butterfly by Horns07
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Book 2 of New York Series (Does not need to be read as a series) "I think I could enjoy you staring at my lips all day." His hand slid up my cheek and for a flickering moment, my eyes met his but it was like I had some magnetic pull to his lips and could not for the life of me turn away from them. "I think I could enjoy you staring at my breasts all day but we can't always get what we want, can we Armani?" I could feel how his eyes wandered and knew in my low cut shirt he got a perfect look down my shirt. In a gentle swoosh, his thumb rubbed my cheek and once again I was urged to look him in the eyes but before I did, I watched the way his lips curved upwards into that gorgeous smirk I loved so much. "Well, if you asked nicely, sweetheart maybe what you wanted could have become a reality. But, I guess that can't happen now, can it Vivi?" ♡━━━━━━ ◦ ✤ ◦ ━━━━━━♡ Vanesia Williams' body is littered with the result of her past. Her past has also given her humour like no other. What happens when God plants a handsome man in the home she's staying in for the summer? Armani Bravo has had a past of violence. What else can you expect from a Mafia Leader? But, what happens when he meets a girl who jokes about her own struggles and happens to slither her way past his heart?
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Enemies with Benefits by zuziestories_xo
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A night of drinking. A one night stand. An agreement. All things which two sworn enemies should never do together, and yet neither can get enough. ** Alexander and Kelsie have been at war since they were kids. They'd never gotten along, and the thought of being intimate with the other was sickening. But one night that ends in a hookup proves to change everything as the pair now find themselves sneaking into broom closets and spending nights in each other's beds. There's only one catch to their newfound agreement - not to fall in love. From their lack of positive feelings, it seemed pretty easy. And yet, the more they touch, the more impossible it seems.
my best friends brother - rewriting  by kenziexwrites
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18++ 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄. is one word to describe damon camden. "i fucking mean it. you're beautiful and i want you to know just how beautiful you are. i'll fuck you until you accept it, drain your body until you believe it." i moan and rock my core against his covered erection. we all know the human heart can't help who or what it beats for the most. we know that sometimes the human body or mind is incapable of hiding who they feel for the most. and it's sucks. for hermione scott, life hasn't always been kind to her. being a victim of bullying by the girl who hates her soul for no apparent reason, growing up to have social problems, and on top of every other shitty thing that's ever happened in her life, is hopelessly madly in love with her best friends boyfriend who also just happens to be her hotheaded brothers best friend whom they all grew up with. unfortunately, to add to her list of terrible life experiences, throw in an extremely hot new guy who seems too nice for his own good who just happens to be a new member in hermione's oh-so-shitty life. not that damon would care. oh, but you see, we all know how this works. he does care and he's hotheaded, mean, and possessive over what he can't have. but he shouldn't. like that would stop him. 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄: the best friends series <3 < HIGHEST > #1 in romance #1 in siblings #1 in funny #1 in complicated #1 in heartbreak #2 in best friends #2 in desire #3 in teenager #3 in good girl #4 in bullied #5 in alone #11 in love #14 in fast paced #30 in first story © 2018 𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘪𝘦𝘹𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥. < 1m on june 8th, 2020 💗 >
Over My Dead Body by RebelleFleur00
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Deadly assassins Allegra and Ace have been trying in vain to kill each other for years. With a mutual enemy threatening their mafias, they find themselves in an unexpected alliance, and soon discover killing each other isn't the only temptation they need to resist... ****** Allegra Grey is poised to be the next great American mafia leader, and she's more than living up to the name. A skilled assassin, there's only one target who's ever gotten away from her-suave, sinfully handsome Ace De Luca, heir to the Italian mafia and the Greys' biggest rival. When both mafias are faced with a dangerous threat, they're forced to work together to protect their families, and unexpected sparks fly. Allegra definitely isn't one to sleep with the enemy, especially an arrogant womanizer like Ace. But there's an undeniable electricity between them and Allegra's not sure it's all hatred. Ace may be bad news, but Allegra's never been afraid of a little danger. As the fire they're playing with grows to a scorching blaze, one thing is clear: trying to kill each other may have been difficult, but resisting this intense chemistry will be impossible. [[Word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Regina Dionela Content/trigger warning: Contains mature themes, violence and gore
Ruthless (18+) by ivynexo
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MATURE SCENES! In which a ruthless criminal becomes infatuated with a seemingly innocent woman and kidnaps her, oblivious to the ways in which she's just as dangerous as him. Not your typical helpless girl gets kidnapped novel. Dark themes and triggering content. -Copyright 2017 -Mature content
𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝐴𝑚𝑜𝑟 | 18+ by Ayesha_kennedy
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"Ellie.. " he warned when I gently squeezed his hard bludge over the slacks causing him to cursed underneath his breathe. Mason wrapped his hand around my neck pulling my face closer to his. "I Know what are you trying to do, bella" he Whispered. A sexy smirk playing on his handsome face when I moaned feeling his another hand sliding down between my legs massaging me roughy. "And if you don't cut it out. I'll bend you over the table and spank that cute ass of yours in front of everyone. Do you understand?" I looked down with flushed face and slowly nodded my head. "Good" One friday night, Ellie Rose - A breathtaking beautiful, gorgeous, innocent and successful lawyer end up encountering with a handsome- well, Insanely Handsome, Gorgeous and Sexiest man alive. Little does she knew, he's one of the most powerful and highly successful Businessman of italy. To Ellie, it was just one night stand but to him, it was something more and he wasn't planning to let her go so easily. Things started to get too much heated between them as their every night turn out to be wild and full of passionate. But.. what dark secret is Mason Williams hiding? Warning: Mature language and Adult, sexual scene. The story will be edited once it get done.
His Slut Of The Week || Wattys 2016 by InvisbleShadows
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I smiled at him but tears were starting to blur my vision together. "I hate you." His smile faltered and he looked taken back, "Not like that, Drake. I hate you because you make me cry. You're supposed to beat up the guys who make me cry, not be one of them." "But they are happy tears, right?" he clarified. I smiled and nodded my head, before gripping his shirt, pulling his body against mine. "I'll never make you cry because you're sad, understood? I'm never leaving you." I didn't respond this time, I just sat in his lap, holding his torso and he played with my hair. "I don't know if I can let you in yet Drake," I told him truthfully, the one thing I had been dreading telling him. "I know. But I'll never hurt you like the others have. I-"he cut himself off and took a deep breath. "Riley?" he moved me away from his shirt. I looked at him in the eyes and say an emotion. One I hadn't seen in a long time and one I haven't seen in his eyes before. "Can I kiss you?" __________________ Drake was the player of the school. Everyone knew his name. Riley was the nerd of the school. No one knew her name. Complete opposites but for some reason, opposites seemed to attract. Riley knew that Drake had a new girl every week, but she felt like she could change him. And maybe she could. Maybe she'd be different. *Based on a true story*