The ADA made a list on what Dazai can not do.

✦ ━━━ FAST IS FINE, BUT ACCURACY IS EVERYTHING. 𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙐𝙇𝙎𝙀 • 𝙉𝙊𝙐𝙉 ↴ ↳ 𝘼 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 ; 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙨. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ જ⁀➴ ✦ ━━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 . . . 𝖣𝖺𝗓𝖺𝗂 𝖮𝗌𝖺𝗆𝗎'𝗌 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽, 𝘒𝘈𝘕𝘌𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘙𝘖 𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘒𝘈𝘙𝘈, 𝖿𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖠𝗋𝗆𝖾𝖽 𝖣𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖠𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗒 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖯𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝖬𝖺𝖿𝗂𝖺. 𝖡𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗌𝗎𝗂𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖺𝖼 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗒, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖢𝗁𝗂𝗄𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ❪ 𝘋𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘪 𝘖𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘶 ˣ 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘦! 𝘖𝘊 ❫ ❪ 𝘉𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘨𝘴 : 𝘚𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘖𝘯𝘦 ⟶ 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦 + 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦 ❫ BUNGO STRAY DOGS © KAFKA ASAGIRI. IMPULSE © VENUS. 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖦𝖨𝖠𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖬 𝖨𝖲 𝖠 𝖢𝖱𝖨𝖬𝖤. 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗟.

• COMPLETED • may start off slow at first, but bear with it it'll pick up • "sheomri is a demon goddess, and i took her soul. so what does that make me, nakahara chuuya?" "makes you a monster." "well, i'd say you're no different." • experimentation and captivity does a number on ones psyche. it may take years to recover, and some never do. after the port mafia saved you from the misery and torture of the organization you were forced into, you felt it only fitting to repay them with your skill. it was hard to take orders from so many people. you were unsure of how to do it, when all you had for so long was the controlling voice of one man who made sure you never disobeyed. you knew the price of that mistake. but that's not to say you don't have a mind of your own. you did, and could stick up for yourself quite well nowadays. and you were very prideful of your progress.

The world never really made sense. Especially to her, at least. The day the promise broke and she was left all alone, [Y/n] found herself alienated in the place she called home. After tracing whatever footprints her lost sibling left, the young girl found herself in a world full of cruelty and bloodshed hidden behind a façade of protecting peace. Her heart numbed, wishing nothing more to feel life and hoping to find it near death. That is, until the missing steps she once collected like crumbs start leading to a trail, she once found hope in. A trail which led her out of the hole she dug herself in to fill that emptiness in her heart. Conflicted with inner struggles and newfound guilt, how can [Y/n] bare to face her sister when her very hands were the ones drenched in the blood of victim's Yosano Akiko tried to save? [Bungo Stray Dogs Reader Insert] Author's Note: This is a BSD Female reader insert! It will mainly focus on plot and story, however there may be romance involved. The story is also undergoing heavy re-writing, so please be patient! Warnings: (warnings will be added along as we go) !-SUICIDE & MENTAL HEALTH !-... !-... !-... [SLOW UPDATES]

• cute scenarios I think would be canon • cover made by me

doki doki どきどき(n.) the sound of a heartbeat. "you make my heart go doki doki" bsd x oc reader lowercase intended warning: contains manga spoilers started: jan 19, 2020 ended: march 7, 2020 AUTHOR'S NOTE: this story is now DISCONTINUED. thank you all for the support! i do not own bungou stray dogs. it belongs to kafka asagiri and harukawa35 (harukawa sango). i only own the main character (or characters introduced in the character info) of this story.

don't let the title fool you; this is certainly not a love story.

違う数 / wrong number in which a normie is accidentally slipped into a group chat full of eccentric and possibly dangerous detectives. but hey, you can't blame them for having a generic phone number. ⇢ bsd belongs to asagiri and harukawa ⇢ #3 in bsd, #69 (#3)in bsdxreader, #1 in deadmemes

~ ~ ~ ~ (Y/n) Nakahara is an executive for Port Mafia but she isn't an ordinary mafia member. She doesn't enjoy working there and her abilities makes her different. The abilities haunt her, scare her, and corrupt her. Dazai was the only one who could calm her down. When Dazai left the mafia they kept in contact. (Y/n) doesn't want to lose her best friend. Will she ever find a place she would fit in? Will she find that certain somebody everybody wants ? ~ ~ ~ ~ I hope you like this story! Sorry I'm bad at writing summaries

" 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎. 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. " - (𝚈/𝙽) A story of love between Detective Osamu Dazai and his girlfriend, Port Mafia Executive, (Y/N) (L/N).