Everyone always thought that it was Clyde who was closest to Craig. Everyone always thought that Craig couldn't care less about someone outside of the group of people he hung out with on a daily basis. Everyone always thought that Craig was straight. No one ever thought Craig Tucker could possibly be in love with an anxiety stricken mess of a man, or that they were secretly dating.

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

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Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)

this is what a friend requested yes a friend definitely isn't an excuse don't ship them in real life this is a very gay story so if you are homophobic then don't read I appreciate comments I don't write much of lifesteal so I'm sorry if I'm bad I hope you enjoy it is a day like any other just people picking fights but what happens when a mysterious person has broken into the server with one goal to kill everyone that branzy loves what does branzy do even when he cant trust reality 620th in Kevin(3/06/23)

hello I'm making my view on this person's story i have gotten permission to have a go at it so go read their book the person: #TherapyNotFound lets get started

This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more to say, other than if you like fun chaos, nature, and all of the hermits in one book, this might be a nice read for ya! (No smut and No self-insert oc's) This is sorta a collab with my sibling, (you guys can call 'em StarFox or Cloudy) but both books are being posted on my account because they don't have one. It's the other Hermitcraft Camping Trip story on this account with Geminitay on the cover! Hope you enjoy!

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ! ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ʟᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ꜱᴇᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ (ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇʟʏ). ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴄʜᴀᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴀᴅᴅ ʏᴏᴜ (ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴀɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴜꜱᴇʀɴᴀᴍᴇ :)) ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴊᴏɪɴꜱ :) ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇʀᴇʟʏ, ɢʀɪᴀɴ (ᴀᴋᴀ ᴘᴇꜱᴋʏ ʙɪʀʙ) -- A 3rd/Last Life Highschool AU (that also happens to be a chatfic)

Empires, Life Series and Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes :) Wattpad only, if you see this on another site it's been stolen

The title Includes: Hermitcraft Third Life/Last Life/Double Life Empires SMP Wattpad only, if you see this on another site it's been stolen