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Wei wuxian finds some interesting information about himself and the delusional life he had been living. He ended his life by commanding his army to attack their master, but now that he's back into the world of the living, he going about things a bit differently. _ Mdzs does not belong to me at all This is just my version of it. I've added some things about his past and certain instances which will cause a huge impact to original verse. I hope you enjoy!! __ Currently undergoing revision!!

"I am Wei Wuxian, the Holy Emperor of the Wei Immortal Dynasty. I only have two goals and those are to rule and to revolutionize. If anyone tries to mess or destroy everything that I have created or everyone that I have loved, then I WILL erase your pathetic existence from this world. Better watch your back, you cultivators of the major sects. You will all PAY for your transgressions!" Wei Wuxian was betrayed by majority of the cultivators of the major sects, including his beloved Lan Wangji. They all believed Jin Guangyao's words over his own, that Wei Wuxian almost killed Lan Wangji. Having enough of their hypocrisy, Wei Wuxian decided to heed to his uncle's (the Emperor of Northern Wei Empire) advice on becoming the next Emperor, all the while dealing with his manipulative relatives and politicians. 5 years later, a lot of events has happened. Wei Wuxian was proven innocent and that the cultivators were manipulated into thinking that he was guilty (just because he practiced resentful cultivation). The Northern Wei Empire turned into Wei Immortal Dynasty. Wei Wuxian crowned as Emperor-now Holy Emperor of the newly turned Immortal Dynasty. Cultivators were feeling guilty for their actions and were looking for Wei Wuxian to apologize. But what those cultivators did not expect is for Wei Wuxian to change into an entirely different person. "Wei Ying, please forgive me. I have loved you and I still do." "Ho? Sorry, Hanguang Jun, but I have no interest in loving you again. Nor I am interested in loving anyone else." ================================================================================ Part 1 of No Wangxian and Single!WeiWuxian Angst Series ▪︎Betrayed!Wei Wuxian ▪︎Emperor!Wei Wuxian ▪︎Single!WeiWuxian ▪︎No ships ▪︎Dynasty and Revenge AU

He had a secret. Multiple secrets, in fact. Naruto Uzumaki had always been a smart kid. He knew about the nine-tailed fox, who his parents were, and how to execute the basics of ninjutsu as a kid. Thus, the Sandaime had ANBU train him to become one of their own. Now, at twelve years of age, Naruto the ANBU was given a mission to find promising students and keep tabs on a certain boy at the academy, but that could be a bit hard, given that he's blind. I don't own Naruto, nor do I claim I own anything having to do with Naruto (only the plot of this story). Masashi Kishimoto is the sole author of the Naruto series and he owns it. That is final.

Rewrite since the last one keeps glitching out :-\