❝HEE-HEE❞ ❝DOUMA GO FUCK YOURSELF.❞ ❝NO, I'LL LET YOU FUCK ME INSTEAD~❞ ❝MUZAN, ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE OTHER DEE-HEE-HEE-MONS?❞ ❝FUCK OFF, (Y/N).❞ modern AU (slow updates) not really a x reader, just a "hey reader ive inserted you here and you can do whatever you want!"

For it is the ones who fall in love with the ones they can't have, who are the most unfortunate. - In which the main character falls in love with the reader.