I'm teaching you this because no one taught me it. I learned it myself. BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO!!

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

why did i do this

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Y/N gulped as she saw the man standing in front of her. Steve Harvey. "Join our mafia now or i will steal your kneecaps." ©HENTAIFUELED

seggsy

UR MOM

what the title says || very very serious fan fiction

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.